Khloe Kardashian is running back to her family in L.A. So is this the end of her relationship? Plus, did Tristan Thompson ban Khloe from attending his NBA final games because of the Kardashian curse? Starting with Kim Kardashian, who got fellow reality star, Donald Trump, who is somehow President, not sure if you guys heard about that, to pardon Ms. Alice Marie Johnson who’s been serving a life sentence for a first-time, non-violent drug offense.
Kim tweeted her thanks to the POTUS. So, now I’m just wondering if she would consider getting The Donald to pardon my parking tickets? Please? On to Kim and Koko’s Family Feud face-off, Steve Harvey’s classic game show released a promo for the June 10th episode and a very pregnant Koko was out for blood. Uhn-uh. No Uhn-uh, uhn-un. Nope. Not here Kim. No. Not today Kim.
Yes. I see how it is. Oh, hey Kim. Not today (bleep). Speaking of Koko, Radar Online is now reporting Tristan has banned Khloe from attending his NBA final games because her presence stresses him out. We’re not exactly buying this fan fiction though, because TMZ caught Khloe at the arena there to witness the Cavs take another huge L to go down 3-0 against the Warriors in this NBA final series.
No team has ever come back from 0-3 to win a seven game series. So things aren’t looking good for Bron and his side chick Tristan. Speaking of side chicks, I feel like this bromance between Tristan and Draymond Green is getting super hot. (“Careless Whisper” by Wham!) These guys love each other, its all about sportsmanship. Yes, things are going from bad to worse for the Cavs and some are saying the Kardashian curse is in full effect. (evil laughter) Like that? Well our reporters in L.A., with sources close to Koko, say she was nervous watching the game because she thinks Tristan might leave her if they end up losing the series.
Khloe thinks Tristan could end up blaming her and this supposed curse instead of Kevin Durant, who dropped 43 in game three, despite Lebron doing typical Lebron (bleep). [Sportscaster] Just threw it off the glass like he was on the playground. And a two hand slam for Lebron James.
Wow, what a plant. If the Cavs do lose, People Mag reports Koko is planning to return to Calabasas for the summer and Tristan will likely be joining, much to the family’s dismay. The KarJenners are still very upset with lyin’, cheatin’-ass Tristan and still think Khloe deserves much better. The mag also reports Tristan is very nervous about being around Khloe’s family again, because the last time he saw most of them was during True’s birth, right after he was caught cheating.